Serial Monogamist

I’m a serial monogamist

that’s what I am

one at a time

when it comes to a man

I’m a serial monogamist

look at my life

one I can handle

two’s too much strife

I’m a serial monogamist

whatever the fashion

spread me too thin

and kill all the passion

I’m a serial monogamist

men want it that way

they don’t like competing

come what may

I’m a serial monogamist

do what I can

one’s quite enough

I stand by my man

I’m a serial monogamist

but not for too long

If I get bored

I’ll sing a new song

I’m a serial monogamist
but don’t tie me down
If I’m feeling trapped
I’ll have to leave town

I’m a serial monogamist

what can I say?

the truth of it is

I like it that way.