Hello!
How are you?
You
in-gleesh? Ooh!
Come I
have special price for you today.
Where in
inglan? Oh! landan, yes...
I have
fren who lives there
Mmm in
Stock-port I think
ees near
landan? OOOh!
Come you
beautiful lady...
How much
you pay for thees?
Oh no,
this cost me more than that.
What you
think, I give away?
but my
price best in Oludeniz,
best in
Turkey, come now,
ladies
like bargain yes?
Where
you stay? How long here?
a week
is ver good
you come
my shop ever-day
Best
price, yes?
Hey,
come back pretty lady...
OK! OK!
I give you bottom price now.