Shopping in Turkey

Hello! How are you?

You in-gleesh? Ooh!

Come I have special price for you today.

Where in inglan? Oh! landan, yes...

I have fren who lives there

Mmm in Stock-port I think

ees near landan? OOOh!

Come you beautiful lady...

How much you pay for thees?

Oh no, this cost me more than that.

What you think, I give away?

but my price best in Oludeniz,

best in Turkey, come now,

ladies like bargain yes?

Where you stay? How long here?

a week is ver good

you come my shop ever-day

Best price, yes?

Hey, come back pretty lady...

OK! OK! I give you bottom price now.